Procedure

desy listyana X-1 /10.


LOOP THE LOP PAPER PLANE

Material needed:
a shett of heavy paper
a pencil
blunt scissors
a paper clip
crayon

Method:
Here's a paper airplane that will fly in circles
1. First, fold the paper in half the long way
2. Then,draw an airplane with wings and a tail on it
3. Next, draw a line about an inch away from the fold on each side the full lenghth of paper
4. Then, cut out the airplane,but do not cut on the fold
5. After that spread out the airplane and colour it. You can draw airplane markings near each wing tip
6. Next, refold your airplane new fold each wing down along the line draw on it
7. Then, add a paper clip to nose. You can change the way your airplane flies by changing the wing shape and putting more than one paper clip on the nose.

Procedure

Nama :Heru setyawan
Kelas :X-3
Nomer:15




how to make orange tea


Ingredients:
1 orange,soda drink(use uncololoured soda),sweet tea,and ice

Material
:jug,knife,spoon,and drinking glass.


Steep:
1.Cut the orange into circle shapes, try to cut it thinly.
2.Put the cutorange and ice into jug.
3.Pour the soda drink into the jug.
4.add the already prepared sweet tea.
5.stir the Ingredients in the jug well.
6.After pouring the orange tea in glass, you candecorate the brim of the glass with left over orange pieces.

On Thursday 24 April we went to the Botanical Garden. We walked down and boarded the bus.
After we arrived at the garden, we walked down to the Education Centre. The third grade students went to have alook around. First, we went to the first farm and Mrs. James read us some information. Then, we looked at all the lovely plants. After that we went down to a little spot on the Botanical Garden and had a morning tea break.
Next, we did sketching and then we met the fourth grade students at the Education Centre to have lunch. Soon after that, it was time for us to go and make our terrariums while the fourth year students went to have a walk.
A lady took us into a special room and introduced herself. Then she explained what we were going to do. Next, she took us to a pyramid terrarium. It was really interesting.
After we had finished, we met the fourth grade students outside the gardens. Then we reboarded the bus and returned to school.

RA Kartini



Every April 21, people in Indonesia commemorate the Kartini day. It is
a beautiful day for the woman because we celebrate the birth of great
lady, RA. Kartini. Everyone knows who kartini is. She is our national
heroine and a great lady with the bright idea.


Kartini was born in 1879, April 21 in Mayong Jepara. Her father was
RMAA. Sosroningrat, Wedana (assistant of head of regency) in Mayong.
Her mother, MA Ngasirah was a girl from Teluk Awur village in Jepara.
As the daughter of a noble family, she felt luck because she got more
than the ordinary people got. She got better education than other
children. She did anything she wants although it was forbidden. She
passed her childhood with her brother and sister. Because she was very
energetic,her father called her "trinil".



Then her father was chosen as Bupati (the head of regency) in Jepara.
She and her family then moved from Mayong to Jepara. In the same year,
Kartini's second sister RA Kardinah was born. The environment in Jepara
gave her big chance to develop her idea. She could study at the Dutch
owned school where only children from noble family could study here.


Few years after finishing her study, RA. Kartini was willing to
continue her study in higher level. But the custom of that day forbid a
woman to go to school. A tradition of that time, a teenage girl should
be secluded and limited her activity. So was Kartini. She was secluded
inside the house and forbidden to go out until a man propose her. The
rule could restrict her body but not her mind. During her "pingitan"
time, she spent her time by reading book which she got from her
relatives.

Although she was not able to continue her study to higher level, she
was smart had a bright idea. She got the knowledge from the books she
read. To express her idea, she established a school for local people on
the backyard of Jepara city hall.



In November 12,1903, she married Adipati Djoyodiningrat, the head of
Rembang regency. According to Javanese tradition Kartini had to follow
her husband.Then she moved to Rembang.



In September 13, 1904 she gave a birth to her son. His name was
Singgih. But after giving birth to a son, her condition was getting
worse and she finally passed away on September 17, 1904 on her 25 years
old.

Now Kartini has gone. But her spirit and dream will always be in our
heart. Nowadays Indonesian women progress is influenced by Kartini's
spirit stated on collection of letter "Habis gelap terbitlah terang"
from the dusk to the dawn.

desy listyana X1

Last night our family went to Ball Dome to watch the Kings play the Shooters. When we got to the stadium, an usher showed us our seats. Just as we sat down the band played the national anthem so we stood.

After the anthem both teams entered the court. As they did, the cheerleaders waved their steamers. Next, the referee placed his whistle in his mouth and signaled the start of the play. The game was so hot that the supporters of the two teams yelled out their chants every time a player scored the point.

In the end, the Shooters won and our family was happy that both teams had given their best

Sick Hero

One day when I wanted to back to my home. I felt dizzy and sick. Because result from math examination from my school. But, I still did my activities when I was sick. In middle journey to my house (likely), I found a money. But not valuable to me. Because it were 1 cent coin. So, I forgot about that. I straight to walked to my home.

I felt more dizzy and more sick (I think it’s ill). I was slowen my walk like snail. I went across the zebra cross and through the shop and market (Like a song from Dragonforce called “Through Fire and Flame”). I met my old friend in my old friend from elementary school. I think you knew if I was school in High School ? So I chat with my friend and I can’t spoke with him about my sickness that I felt. Several minutes later (almost 15 minutes), I finished my chat with my old friend and straight walked again to my home.

Suddenly, when I neared to the Money Credit Machine. I found a hole in there. I felt very VERY dizzy, sick, and confuse. I think a thief was stealing a lot of money in Money Credit Machine. I wanted to calling police but I didn’t knew where I could found police station in here and I didn’t knew about emergency number to calling police. So, I straight to walked to my home. Suddenly, between 2 walked road that in side were avenue, I was collide with someone in the side of avenue. I saw him and he brought a big bag. And he immediately ran straight forward. But, in his bag has a small hole. When I saw it, it were a paper and a paper is flew from his bag and it were a money !!! And he were a thief.

I chased him. He were very fast to catched him. Luckly, I was brought my skateboard in my backpack. But, when I wanted to use it, in the side walked road there was police to chased a thief. I can’t hold peace to chase a thief. But I felt little dizzy and sick. I went to catch a thief. Many 4 roads in there. So I followed a thief road. Luckly again, he didn’t drive a car. So it were very easy catch him. And finally, I could knock out a thief with my skilled skateboard. Police were coming and catched a thief. Police thanked to me about catched a thief and Police rewarded me a 20 dollars and a medal.

After the incident. I not felt dizzy and sick. I could continued my journey to home with my skateboard. About money from police I saved it to my money box and I used my money again to bought a Nintendo Dual Screens.



devi w / x1/11

errina x1

One day I was setting in the local library, I started to read a medical encyclopedia that was lying on the table in front of me. The first illness I read about was cholera. As I read the list of symptoms, it occurred to me that perhaps I had cholera myself. I sat for a while, too frightened to move.

Then, in a kind of dream, I started to turn the pages of the book again. I came to malaria. Yes, there was no doubt about it – I had malaria too. And I certainly had hepatitis. And yellow fever. And so it went on. I read through the whole book, and by the end I came to the conclusion that I had every illness. There was only one illness I didn’t have – and that was housemaid’s knee.

I sat and thought, and I became more and more worried. I wondered how long I had to live. I examined myself. I felt my pulse. At first, I couldn’t find it at all; then, suddenly it seems start off. I looked at my watch to time it – it was beating 147 times a minute. I tried to feel my heart. I couldn’t feel it. It wasn’t beating. I stuck my tongue out and tried to look at it. I could only see the end of it, but from that I was even more certain than before that I had yellow fever.

I went straight to my doctor, who was a good friend of mine. “What’s the matter with you?” he asked. “I have every illness in the medical encyclopedia.” I told him how I read the medical encyclopedia. Then he opened my mouth and looked at my tongue, and he felt mu pulse, and he listened to my heart. Then he sat down and wrote a prescription. It said:

* 3 good meals every day
* A two-mile walk every day morning
* Be in bed at 11 o’clock every night
* Don’t read medical books!

I followed the doctor’s instructions, and I am happy to say that I now feel quite well again.

Procedure

Materials:

1. 2 cups flour

2. 1 ½ teaspoons baking powder

3. ½ reaspoon each baking soda and salt

4. Butter or margarine

5. 2 tablespoons sesame seed

6. 1 cup buttermilk





Night Before:

1. In a large bowl stir together flour, baking powder, soda and salt.

2. With 2 knives or pastry blender cut in ½ cup butter until particles are fine .

3. Stir in sesame seed.





Next Morning:

1. Add buttermilk to flour mixture and stir with a fork just until mixed.

2. Drop by tablespoons on greased cookies sheet.

3. Bake in preheated 450 degrees oven until light brown. 12 to 14 minutes.

4. Serve at once with butter.


Name : Radix

Class : X-1

Procedure

HOW TO SENS E-MAILS VIA THE INTERNET
1.Go to the website for exampe is www.yahoo.co.id/www.gogle.co.id
2.Log in to the e-mail adress(your e-mail adress)
3.Write new direction e-mail adress
4.Write subject / goal / title of your message
5.Write your message
6.Send to the direction e-mail adress (clik send in the computer)
7.The e-mail finished to send

Fruit Dome Puding

INGREDIENTS
-400 ML WHITE MILK
-50 ML VANILLA SYRUP
-1 PACK JELLY POWDER
-1 EGG
-1 KIWI
-5 STRAWBERRY
- 1 BOTTLE ORANGE

STEPS
1)prepared bowl, set all fruits in there
2)cook white milk, vanilla syrup, jelly powder, and sugar on hot water
3)shake egg and jelly dough after that pour dough in bowl
4)pour dough on the bowl
7)cooled on refrigenerator
8)finally fruit dome puding ready to served

Pocedure

Materials:

1. 2 cups flour

2. 1 ½ teaspoons baking powder

3. ½ reaspoon each baking soda and salt

4. Butter or margarine

5. 2 tablespoons sesame seed

6. 1 cup buttermilk





Night Before:

1. In a large bowl stir together flour, baking powder, soda and salt.

2. With 2 knives or pastry blender cut in ½ cup butter until particles are fine .

3. Stir in sesame seed.





Next Morning:

1. Add buttermilk to flour mixture and stir with a fork just until mixed.

2. Drop by tablespoons on greased cookies sheet.

3. Bake in preheated 450 degrees oven until light brown. 12 to 14 minutes.

4. Serve at once with butter.


Name : Bayu Prayuda

Class : X-1

പ്രോസിടുരെ text

ROCEDURE TEXT
How to make Lemonade
Ingredients:
For each glass use:
- 2 tablespoons of lemon juice.
- 2 tablespoons of sugar.
- 1 glass of water
Methods:
1. Slice a lemon in half and squeeze the juice into a cup.
2. Take out the seeds.
3. Pour two tablespoons of juice into glass.
4. Add sugar
5. Add water and stir well
6. Taste the lemonade. You may want to add more sugar or more lemon to make it taste just right
7. Put it in ice cubes. A drop of red food coloring will make pink lemonade

atau :
HOW TO MAKE PEANUT CRUNCH

What you’ll need :
v 1 cup of peanuts
v 3 cups of brown sugar
v 2 tablespoons of vinegar
v 1 cup of water

What to do :
Place the sugar, water and vinegar into a large saucepan.
Stir slowly over a low heat until the sugar is disolved
Add peanuts , increase the heat and allow to boil
Remove from the heat when the nuts have craked and the mixture appears golden brown
Allow bubbles to settle
Spoon into small paper patty cases or pour the mixture into a flat greased pan and mark into bite-size pieces.

Name : Ari Setyo W
No : 03
Class : X-1
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PROCEDURE TEXT
desy listyana X-1 /10.


LOOP THE LOP PAPER PLANE

Material needed:
a shett of heavy paper
a pencil
blunt scissors
a paper clip
crayon

Method:
Here's a paper airplane that will fly in circles
1. First, fold the paper in half the long way
2. Then,draw an airplane with wings and a tail on it
3. Next, draw a line about an inch away from the fold on each side the full lenghth of paper
4. Then, cut out the airplane,but do not cut on the fold
5. After that spread out the airplane and colour it. You can draw airplane markings near each wing tip
6. Next, refold your airplne new fold each wing down along the line draw on it
7. Then, add a paper clip to nose. You can change the way your airplane flies by changing the wing shape and putting more than one paper clip on the nose.
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PROCEDURE TEXT
how to make ice tea

Things You'll need:
- 2 heaping tbsp,orange, pekoe or black whole-leaf tea
-8.c high_quality water
-1 c sugar
-lemon slices or mint sprigs for garnish(optional)
-groceries
cooking pots
-drinking glasses
-pitchers
-strainers

introductions
1. place the sugar and half the water in 2 quart-serving jug and stir to dissolve the sugar, then chill
2.bring the remaining water to boil in a nonreactive pot
3. remove the water from the heat as soon as it boils and add the tea
4. cover and steep 5-8 minutes
5. strain the hot tea into the sugared water
6. add lemon slices or mint sprigs if desired, or place them in serving glasses as a garnish
7. fill serving glasses with ice and pour the tea in them to serve


name : Shinta Aristantia
Class : x1
Numb : 28
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Materials:

1. 2 cups flour

2. 1 ½ teaspoons baking powder

3. ½ reaspoon each baking soda and salt

4. Butter or margarine

5. 2 tablespoons sesame seed

6. 1 cup buttermilk





Night Before:

1. In a large bowl stir together flour, baking powder, soda and salt.

2. With 2 knives or pastry blender cut in ½ cup butter until particles are fine .

3. Stir in sesame seed.





Next Morning:

1. Add buttermilk to flour mixture and stir with a fork just until mixed.

2. Drop by tablespoons on greased cookies sheet.

3. Bake in preheated 450 degrees oven until light brown. 12 to 14 minutes.

4. Serve at once with butter.


Name : Aisya Rafika

No : 02

One day I was setting in the local library, I started to read a medical encyclopedia that was lying on the table in front of me. The first illness I read about was cholera. As I read the list of symptoms, it occurred to me that perhaps I had cholera myself. I sat for a while, too frightened to move.
Then, in a kind of dream, I started to turn the pages of the book again. I came to malaria. Yes, there was no doubt about it – I had malaria too. And I certainly had hepatitis. And yellow fever. And so it went on. I read through the whole book, and by the end I came to the conclusion that I had every illness. There was only one illness I didn’t have – and that was housemaid’s knee.
I sat and thought, and I became more and more worried. I wondered how long I had to live. I examined myself. I felt my pulse. At first, I couldn’t find it at all; then, suddenly it seems start off. I looked at my watch to time it – it was beating 147 times a minute. I tried to feel my heart. I couldn’t feel it. It wasn’t beating. I stuck my tongue out and tried to look at it. I could only see the end of it, but from that I was even more certain than before that I had yellow fever.
I went straight to my doctor, who was a good friend of mine. “What’s the matter with you?” he asked. “I have every illness in the medical encyclopedia.” I told him how I read the medical encyclopedia. Then he opened my mouth and looked at my tongue, and he felt mu pulse, and he listened to my heart. Then he sat down and wrote a prescription. It said:

* 3 good meals every day
* A two-mile walk every day morning
* Be in bed at 11 o’clock every night
* Don’t read medical books!

I followed the doctor’s instructions, and I am happy to say that I now feel quite well again.

jumanah/x1/21

YUNIA INDARWATI
X 1

On Thursday 24 April we went to the Botanical Garden. We walked down and boarded the bus.
After we arrived at the garden, we walked down to the Education Centre. The third grade students went to have alook around. First, we went to the first farm and Mrs. James read us some information. Then, we looked at all the lovely plants. After that we went down to a little spot on the Botanical Garden and had a morning tea break.
Next, we did sketching and then we met the fourth grade students at the Education Centre to have lunch. Soon after that, it was time for us to go and make our terrariums while the fourth year students went to have a walk.
A lady took us into a special room and introduced herself. Then she explained what we were going to do. Next, she took us to a pyramid terrarium. It was really interesting.
After we had finished, we met the fourth grade students outside the gardens. Then we reboarded the bus and returned to school.

My Adventure at Leang-Leang Cave

On Sunday, my parents, my best friend Novi, and I visited a cave at Maros called Leang-leang. It was my first time to visit the cave, better yet, my best friend came to visit it with me!

The cave was famous for its primitive cave wall paintings which were some hand prints and wild boar paintings. The cave and its surroundings was turned into a national park, so it was taken care of. My parents took a rest in a small hut for visitors of the park, while Novi and I adventured around the cave with a guide. We had to climb some metal stairs to get to the cave, because the cave was embedded into a small mountain. Next stop was a place where some seashells littered the ground and some were actually piled into a big mound! The guide said that these piles of seashells are called kjokkenmoddinger, or kitchen trash. The humans who lived here ate the shells and dumped the left overs in their 'kitchen'. The last place was a small museum where they have skeletons of the humans who lived in the caves. The skeletons along with some roughly made jewelry and weapons were placed inside glass cases for display. The walls of the museum were adorned with photographs taken when they did an excavation there.

After a quick lunch with Novi and my parents, we decided it was time to go back home. We really had the time of our lives!

One day I was setting in the local library, I started to read a medical encyclopedia that was lying on the table in front of me. The first illness I read about was cholera. As I read the list of symptoms, it occurred to me that perhaps I had cholera myself. I sat for a while, too frightened to move.

Then, in a kind of dream, I started to turn the pages of the book again. I came to malaria. Yes, there was no doubt about it – I had malaria too. And I certainly had hepatitis. And yellow fever. And so it went on. I read through the whole book, and by the end I came to the conclusion that I had every illness. There was only one illness I didn’t have – and that was housemaid’s knee.

I sat and thought, and I became more and more worried. I wondered how long I had to live. I examined myself. I felt my pulse. At first, I couldn’t find it at all; then, suddenly it seems start off. I looked at my watch to time it – it was beating 147 times a minute. I tried to feel my heart. I couldn’t feel it. It wasn’t beating. I stuck my tongue out and tried to look at it. I could only see the end of it, but from that I was even more certain than before that I had yellow fever.

I went straight to my doctor, who was a good friend of mine. “What’s the matter with you?” he asked. “I have every illness in the medical encyclopedia.” I told him how I read the medical encyclopedia. Then he opened my mouth and looked at my tongue, and he felt mu pulse, and he listened to my heart. Then he sat down and wrote a prescription. It said:
3 good meals every day
A two-mile walk every day morning
Be in bed at 11 o’clock every night
Don’t read medical books!

I followed the doctor’s instructions, and I am happy to say that I now feel quite well again.


Name : Rara Wahyu

Class : X-1

MY VISIT TO THE WONOKROMO ZOO

Hy, my name's Novia. This is how I spent my day during the last holiday.
Well, during the holiday my father and I went to Wonokromo zoo. It was a verry sunny day went we set off in the bus.
When, we arrived we found many people. In there, we can saw some animal, example: snakes, crocodiles, alligators, monkey, etc.
Next, we went into store near the zoo. In there I bought T-shirht, shoes, a bag, etc.
After that, we went home by bus. Finallly I really happy

NAME : FITRI ANI WIJAYANTI CLASS : X-1 MY DAY OF THE BEACH

Last week my friend and I were bored after three weeks of holidays, so we rode our bikes to Smith Beach, which is only five kilometres from where I live. When we arrived at the beach, we were surprised to see there was hardly anyone there.
After having a quick dip in the ocean, which was really cold, we realized one reason there were not many people there. It was also quite windy. After we bought some hot chips at the takeaway store nearby, we rode our bikes down the beach for a while, on the hard, damp part of the sand. We had the wind behind us and, before we knew it, we were many miles down the beach.
Before we made the long trip back, we decided to paddle our feet in the water for a while, and then sit down for a rest. While we were sitting on the beach, just chatting, it suddenly dawned on us that all the way back, we would be riding into the strong wind.
When we finally made it back home, we were both totally exhausted! But we learned some good lessons that day.

IN THE NAME OF ALLAH,
THE MERCIFUL, THE COMPASSIONATE
And from Him do we seek help
All praise be to ALLAH, the Sustainer of All the Worlds,
and blessings and peace be upon our master Muhammed,
and on all his Family and Companions.


[Brother! You wanted a few words of advice from me. So listen to a few truths included in eight short stories, which since you are a soldier, are in the form of comparisons of a military nature. I consider my own soul to need advice more than anyone, and at one time I addressed my soul at some length with Eight Words inspired by eight verses of the Qur'an from which I had benefited. Now I shall address my soul with these same Words, but briefly and in the language of ordinary people. Whoever wishes may listen together with me.]

The First Word

BismiLLAH, In the Name of ALLAH, is the start of all things good. We too shall start with it. Know, O my soul! Just as this blessed phrase is a mark of Islam, so too it is constantly recited by all beings through their tongues of disposition. If you want to know what an inexhaustible strength, what an unending source of bounty is Bismillah, listen to the following story which is in the form of a comparison. It goes like this:

Someone who makes a journey through the deserts of Arabia has to travel in the name of a tribal chief and enter under his protection, for in this way he may be saved from the assaults of bandits and secure his needs. On his own he will perish in the face of innumerable enemies and needs. And so, two men went on such a journey and entered the desert. One of them was modest and humble, the other proud and conceited. The humble man assumed the name of a tribal chief, while the proud man did not. The first travelled safely wherever he went. If he encountered bandits, he said: "I am travelling in the name of such-and-such tribal leader," and they would not molest him. If he came to some tents, he would be treated respectfully due to the name. But the proud man suffered such calamities throughout his journey that they cannot be described. He both trembled before everything and begged from everything. He was abased and became an object of scorn.

And so, my proud soul! You are the traveller, and this world is a desert. Your impotence and poverty have no limit, and your enemies and needs are endless. Since it is thus, take the name of the Pre-Eternal Ruler and Post-Eternal Lord of the desert and be saved from begging before the whole universe and trembling before every event.

Indeed, this phrase is a treasury so blessed that your infinite impotence and want bind you to an infinite power and mercy; it makes that impotence and want a most acceptable intercessor at the Court of One All-Powerful and Compassionate. The person who acts saying, "In the Name of ALLAH," resembles someone who enrolls in the army. He acts in the name of the government; he has fear of no one; he speaks, performs every matter, and withstands everything in the name of the law and the name of the government.

At the beginning we said that all beings say, "In the Name of ALLAH" through the tongue of disposition. Is that so?

Indeed, it is so. If you were to see that a single person had come and had driven all the inhabitants of a town to a place by force and compelled them to work, you would be certain that he had not acted in his own name and through his own power, but that he was a soldier, acting in the name of the government and relying on the power of a king.

In the same way, all things act in the name of Almighty ALLAH, for minute things like seeds and grains bear huge trees on their heads; they raise loads like mountains. That means all trees say: "In the Name of ALLAH," fill their hands from the treasury of Mercy, and offer them to us. All gardens say: "In the Name of ALLAH," and become cauldrons from the kitchens of Divine Power in which are cooked numerous varieties of different foods. All blessed animals like cows, camels, sheep, and goats, say: "In the Name of ALLAH," and become fountains of milk from the abundance of Mercy, offering us a most delicate and pure food like the water of life in the name of the Provider. The roots and rootlets, soft as silk, of all plants, trees, and grasses, say: "In the Name of ALLAH," and pierce and pass through hard rock and earth. Mentioning the name of ALLAH, the name of the Most Merciful, everything becomes subjected to them.""

Indeed, the roots spreading through hard rock and earth and producing fruits as easily as the branches spread through the air and produce fruits, and the delicate green leaves retaining their moisture for months in the face of extreme heat, deal a slap in the mouths of Naturalists and jab a finger in their blind eyes, saying: "Even heat and hardness, in which you most trust, are under a command. For, like the Staff of Moses, each of those silken rootlets conform to the command of, And We said, O Moses, strike the rock with your staff, 1 and split the rock. And the delicate leaves fine as cigarette paper recite the verse, O fire be coolness and peace 2 against the heat of the fire, each like the members of Abraham (UWP).

Since all things say, "In the Name of ALLAH," and bearing ALLAH's bounties in ALLAH's name, give them to us, we too should say, "In the Name of ALLAH." We should give in the name of ALLAH, and take in the name of ALLAH. And we should not take from heedless people who neglect to give in ALLAH's name.

Question: We give a price to people, who are like tray-bearers. So what price does ALLAH want, Who is the true owner?

The Answer: Yes, the price the True Bestower of Bounties wants in return for those valuable bounties and goods is three things: one is remembrance, one is thanks, and one is reflection. Saying, "In the Name of ALLAH" at the start is remembrance, and, "All praise be to ALLAH" at the end is thanks. And perceiving and thinking of those bounties, which are valuable wonders of art, being miracles of power of the Unique and Eternally Besought One and gifts of His mercy, is reflection. However foolish it is to kiss the foot of a lowly man who conveys to you the valuable gift of a king and not to recognize the gift's owner, to praise and love the apparent source of bounties and forget the True Bestower of Bounties is a thousand times more foolish.

O my soul! If you do not wish to be foolish in that way, give in ALLAH's Name, take in ALLAH's Name, begin in ALLAH's Name, and act in ALLAH's Name.

WaALLAHua'lambishawwab

News Item Text

Erwida Maulia , The Jakarta Post , Jakarta | Mon, 05/18/2009 4:24 PM | National

Presidential candidate Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono and his running mate Boediono completed their seven-hour medical check-up on Monday afternoon as part of requirement to contest the July 8 presidential election.

The pair is thus the last candidate couple having their health screened at RSPAD Gatot Subroto army hospital after Jusuf Kalla-Wiranto and Megawati Soekarnoputri-Prabowo Subianto had theirs earlier on Sunday.

"I consider this as a quite heavy test. We undergo almost seven hours of detailed and in-depth check-up, including on our mental health. We are now waiting for the result and hope we can pass the test," Yudhoyono told reporters after completing his medical check-up.

consisted of 10 tests -- one mental and nine physical health tests, including neurology, eyes, heart and circulation Indonesian Medical Doctors Association (IDI) chairman Fahmi Idris said the medical check-up system, digestive system, and urinology tests.

He said the doctors team conducting the tests consisted of 43 doctors; 29 from the IDI and 14 from the army hospital.

General Elections Commission (KPU) commissioner Syamsul Bahri said that the KPU was expecting to receive the results of the test on Tuesday.

In the meantime on Monday evening the commision plans to hold a plenary session to review the completion of requirements of all the presidential and vice presidential candidates.

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MY HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE

Let me remind you my experience during an earthquake last week. When the earthquake happened, I was on my car. I was driving home from my vocation to Bali.
Suddenly my car lunched to one side, to the left. I thought I got flat tire. I did not know that it was an earthquake. I knew it was an earthquake when I saw some telephone and electricity poles falling down to the ground, like matchsticks.
Then I saw a lot of rocks tumbling across the road. I was trapped by the rock. Even I could not move my car at all. There were rocks everywhere. There was nothing I could do but left the car and walked along way to my house, in the town.
When I reached my town, I was so surprised that there was almost nothing left. The earthquake made a lot of damage to my town. Although nothing was left, I thanked God that nobody was seriously injured.

Analyzing the Text
Generic Structure Analysis
Orientation; introducing the participant, using first person point of view, I was on the car las week.
Events; describing a series of event which happened. The car lunched to one side. Telephone and electricity poles was falling down, etc.
Re-orientation; stating the writer's personal note. Thanking God because nobody was seriously injured.
Language Feature Analysis
Using personal participant; I
Using chronological connectives; then, and, suddenly
Using linking verb; was, were
Using action verb; moved, left, walked, made, etc
Using simple past tense pattern; earthquake happened, I was on the car, my car lunched on one side, etc

THE SPOOF TEXT

PRIVATE CONVERSATION

Last week I went to the theatre. I had a very good seat. The play was very interesting.I did not enjoy it. A young man and a young woman were sitting behind me. They were talking very loudly.I got very angry. I could not hear the actors. I turned around. I looked at the man and the young woman angrily. They did not pay any attention.In the end, I could not bear it. I turned around again. “I could not hear a word” I said angrily.“It’s none of your business” the young man said rudely. “This is a private conversation”

THE SPOOF TEXT

THE GOAT JUMPING INTO THE DEEP HOLE

Two men were walking through the woods and come across a very big deep hole. "Wow...that looks deep." One replied,"Sure does... toss a few pebbles in there and we will see how deep this hole is." Then they pick up a few pebbles and throw them in and wait... no noise "Geeez. That is really deep... here.. throw one of these great big rocks down there. Those should make a noise." After that, they pick up a couple football-sized rocks and toss them into the hole and wait... and wait. but no noise they heard.

Wow.. They were really impressed with how deep hole it was. They look at each other in amazement. One gets a determined look on his face and says, "Hey...over here in the weeds, there's a railroad tie. Help me carry it over here. When we toss that sucker in this hole, it's must make some noise."

The two men drag the heavy tie over to the hole and heave it in. But, not a sound comes from the hole. Suddenly, out of the nearby woods, a goat appears, running like the wind. It rushes toward the two men, then right past them, running as fast as its legs will carry it. Suddenly it leaps in the air and into the hole. The goat disappeared into the deep hole.

The two men are astonished with what they've just seen. How could a goat jump into the hole? Then, not long after that, out of the woods comes a farmer. He seemed to seek something and asked to the two men, "Hey two guys... have you seen my goat out here?"

Feeling amazing with what they saw of a goat jumping to the hole, they answer straightly,"You bet we did! Craziest thing I've ever seen! A goat came running like crazy and just jumped into this hole!"

The farmer thought a moment and said, "That could not have been my goat. Because my goat was chained to a railroad tie." Then he left the two men.

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THE MOON

Moon is the earth's satellite which we often see in the night. The Moon is the one place in our solar system where humans have visited. For the firs time on July 20, 1969, astronauts Neil Armstrong and Edwin Aldrin landed the Lunar Module of Apollo 11 on the surface of the Moon. Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the Moon. However do you know what descriptive facts about the Moon are?

The moon rises in the east and sets in the west. It moves toward the east in our sky by about 12 degrees each day. The Moon is about 384,400 kilometers from Earth. The Moon has a diameter of 2,000 miles which is like to 3,476 kilometers.

THE MOON

The surface of the Moon has many things, such as craters, lava plains, mountains, and valleys. Scientists believe the craters were formed around 3.5 to 4.5 billion years ago by meteors hitting the moon's surface. The Moon does not have atmosphere, wind and weather that is why the footprints left there on the Moon by the Apollo astronauts will remain there for millions of years.

The Moon is not a light source. It mean that Moon does not make its own light. It reflects light from the sun. All of us can can see the Moon especially in the night because light from the Sun bounces off it back to the Earth. If the Sun wasn't there, we can not see the Moon.

The moon influences many of the tides in the oceans. This is because of the gravity force between the Earth and Moon. At full Moon and new Moon, the Sun, Earth and Moon are lined up, producing the higher than normal tides. When the Moon is at first or last quarter, it forms smaller neap tides.

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CLEOPATRA


One of the most famous women in world history was Cleopatra VII. She was the brilliant and beautiful last Pharaoh of Egypt. Historically, she became queen of Egypt in 51 B.C. at the age of eighteen. She was a Ptolemy, descended from one of Alexander the Great's generals. When she was twenty-one, Julius Caesar became her lover. Seven years later she met Antony. The romantic tragic relationship continued until they died by suicide in 30 B.C.

Cleopatra was legendary. She was famous not only for her breathtaking beauty but also for her great intellect. She had brown eyes and they were shaped like cat eyes. Her skin was in fact an olive shade, darker than Hollywood actress Liz Taylor who potrayed her in the film 'Cleopatra' in 1963. She had medium dark brown hair, about to the middle of her shoulder blades. She had a reputation as an extraordinarily sensuous woman.

Cleopatra was a woman of remarkable poise and unusual intelligence. She was highly educated. She spoke proficiently in nine languages and also skilled in mathematics. She is often considered to be a stunning seductress though she was studying to be a nun. Cleopatra was a very intelligent queen and a politician with a great charisma.

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A Man Push Van Off Train Railroad

An unidentified man became a hero in Argentina on Tuesday February 09 after security cameras captured him pushing a stalled van off the railroad tracks as a train bore down on the vehicle.

The video shows the man jump of the back of motorcycle and push a white van across the tracks before leaping back across tracks as the train narrowly missed him.

After a brief discussion with the man driving the motorcycle, he got back on the motorcycle and the two drove away.

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Indonesian Maid Tragedy

An Indonesian migrant worker Munti Binti Bani has died on Monday after being hospitalized for several days due to alleged torture by her employees in Selangor, Malaysia.

Antara state news agency has reported that Munti had been treated at Tengku Ampuan Rahimah hospital since last Tuesday and died on Monday at 10 a.m, local time. Munti was found unconscious with her hands and feet were tied in a bathroom in Taman Sentosa housing complex last Tuesday. She was suffering from major wounds on her body and had apparently been beaten with iron.

Munti's body will be sent tomorrow to her hometown in Pondok Jeruk Barat village of Jombang, East Java after undergoing autopsy at the hospital. “We express our deep condolences as there is yet another worker who was tortured and passed away at the hospital,” Indonesia's Ambassador for Malaysia, Da'i Bachtiar said in Kuala Lumpur on Monday. “The Embassy will arrange for all compensation, including insurance, she deserves to receive,” Da'i said.

He added that Munti's employees Vanitha and Murugan had been detained and were undergoing questioning at the local police office. “We hope the police can uphold justice and punish them should they be proven to be involved in the case,” he said.

WISE WORDS By. Drs. H. M. Nurhadi Hanuri

WISE WORDS
By. Drs. H. M. Nurhadi Hanuri

1.Feelings are dangerous guides
Perasaan adalah pedoman yang berbahaya
2.The thought of working for nothing always give you a head-ache
Berpikir tanpa bekerja selamanya bikin sakit kepala
3.A great piece of work must take time, labour and patience
Suatu pekerjaan besar membutuhkan waktu, keuletan dan kesabaran
4.The longest day must have an end
Sepanjang panjangnya hari masih ada akhirnya
5.Shorten your journey with happiness and a smile
Ringkaskan perjalanan anda dengan senyum dan tawa
6.If you miss the train, it will be the beginning of all your trouble
Jika anda ketinggalan kereta api, mungkin merupakan permulaan segala kesusahan
7.Adventure is a good teacher, but experience is the best
Mengembara adalah guru yang baik, tetapi pengalaman adalah guru yang paling baik.
8.It’s better to speak little, and work a lot
Lebih baik sedikit bicara tetapi banyak kerja
9.A bird is know by its note, but man by his talk
Burung dikenal dari kicaunya, manusia dikenal dari kata-katanya
10.A bird in the hand is worth two in bush
Seekor burung di tangan lebih baik dari dua ekor di rimba
11.What is done in a hurry is seldome done well
Apa yang dikerjakan dengan tergesa-gesa jarang dikerjakan dengan baik
12.The day feel short for a busy man
Bagi mereka yang bekerja satu hari itu amat singkat
13.You should take an umbrella as a precaution
Sediakan paying sebelum hujan
14.Many a little make a mickle
Sedikit demi sedikit lama-lama menjadi bukit
15.He who sows will reap
Siapa menanam dialah yang mengetam
16.Kill two bird with one stone
Sekali merangkuh dayung dua tiga pulau terlampaui
17.I wish you a long life
Semoga anda panjang umur
18.Happiness can only be found in a mind free from all desires
Kebahagiaan hanya dapat dicapai apabila pikiran bebas dari segala keinginan
19.Happiness is increased not by the enlargement of the possessions, but of the heart
Kebahagiaan bertambah bukan karena bertambahnya harta kekayaan , tetapi karena hati.
20.One man’s fault is another man’s lesson
Kesalahan seseorang adalah pelajaran buat orang lain
21.We all make mistakes
Tidak ada orang yang tidak berbuat salah
22.He is poor in money, but rich in experience and friend
Walau miskin uang , tetapi dia kaya pengalaman dan handai tulan
23.When the cat is away the mice will play
Bila kucing sudah pergi tikus akan menari-nari
24.No gain without pain. Gain and pain will come by run
Tiada bahagia tanpa derita, Bahagia dan derita akan dating silih berganti
25.No venture no gain
Tanpa usaha tiada bahagia
26.Customs make all things easy
Ala bisa karena biasa
27.Learn while you are still young
Belajarlah selagi muda
28.One is never too old to learn
Orang tidak pernah terlalu tua untuk belajar

IDIOMS

1.When one is in love he cannot think of anything else
Bila orang dimabuk asmara dia tidak bisa memikirkan hal yang lain
2.Desires are the father of thought
Keinginan adalah pangkal pemikiran
3.Generous behaviour is better than good looks or personal beauty
Budi yang luhur lebih baik dari pada rupa yang abgus atau kecantikan

SALAT By. Drs. H. M. Nurhadi Hanuri

SALAT
By. Drs. H. M. Nurhadi Hanuri

Salat is an important thing for Muslims. There are two kinds of salat. First is obligatory prayer and the second is Nafl prayer. Everyday, the obidiant muslims must offer prayer minimize five times. These are called obligatory salat.

1. TIME SALAT

Each salat must be offered at or during it proper time. No salat can be offered before its time. There five obligatory salat in a day.
a.Fajr Prayer ( salat subuh )
The time for the Fajr or the morning prayer starts at dawn and ends at sunrise.

b.Zuhr Payer ( salat Zuhur )
The time for zuhr or early afternoon prayer starts when the sun begins to decline from its zenith and ends when the size of an object’s shadow is equal to the size of the object.

c.Asr Prayer ( salat Asar)
The time for Asr or late afternoon prayer starts when the shadow of something is equal to itself and ends just before sunset.
It is better to offer Asr prayer before the sun becomes yellow because even though it is allowed to offer the prayer at this time the prophet (S.A.W) dislike Muslim to delay Asr prayer up to ths time. He remarked that the Munafiq (Hypocrite) offered his prayer at this time.

d.Maghrib Prayer (salat Maghrib)
The time for the Maghrib or the sunset prayer starts just after sunset and ends when twilight has disappeared

e.Isha Prayer ( salat Isha )
The time for Isha or night prayer starts from the disappearance of twilight and ends just before midnight.
It is preferable to offer this prayer before midnight but it can be offered right up to the break of dawn.

Note : In countries where due to cloudy weather the sun is not always visible it is
advisable to follow printed calendars giving the accurate time of each prayer.

FORBIDDEN TIME OF PRAYER
Uqbah bin Amir said : “There were three times at which Allah’s messenger
(S.A.W) used to forbid us to pray or bury our dead.
1. When the sun began to rise until it was fully up
2. When the sun was at its height at midday til passed the
meridian.
3. When the sun drew near to setting till it hat set.

FORBIDDEN TIME FOR NAFL PRAYER (SALAT SUNAH)
1.Abu Sa’eed al Khudree (R.A) reported Allah’s messenger (S.A.W) as saying. “No
prayer is to be after the Fajr prayer until the sun rises, or after the Asr prayer until the sun sets. ( Bukhari and Muslim)
2.A nafl prayer can not be offered once the Iqamat for fard prayer has been said.
Abu Hurairah narrated that the messenger of Allah (S.A.W) said, “when the Iqamat
has been said, then, there is no prayer valid (nafl or sunnat) except the fard
prayer for which the Iqamat was said.” (Ahmad and Muslim)

2. PLACE FOR SALAT

A place or a building which is used for the purpose of worship and prayer is called a Masjid ( Mosque ). A hadith tells us that “All the earth has been rendered for the Muslims., a mosque (pure and clean).”
This means that wherever a muslim might be he can offer his paryer but the reward of a prayer offered in a mosque is far greater than that offered in ordinary place. The following points should be noted when choosing a place for prayer.

a.The place should be pure and clean. Salat in dirty , filthy and impure place such
as rubbish tip, slaughter hous, bathing place and a camel pen is forbidden.
b.The place should be free from danger. The danger could be due to someone or
something that may disturb the worship.
c.A prayer place where the worship might hinder movement of others should be
avoided. E.g. busy pavements, public roadways etc.
d.It is forbidden to pray on top or facing towards a grave.
e.It is forbidden to pray on the roof of Baitullah ( Ka’bah )

3. DRESS FOR SALAT

If Muslims offer the prayer they must wear dress which is required.
a.Dress for salat for Men
The dress for men should be such that it covers from navel to the knees at least.
The shoulders should not be left uncovered
Salat can be prayed in one garment if it covers the body from the navel to the knees as well as the shoulders

b.Dress for salat for Women
The dress of women should be such that it covers her whole body from head to foot leaving only the face and the hands uncovered. A prayer offered in transparent clothing is not valid. Also tight fitting clothing which shows the shape of the body should be avoided.

4. TYPES OF SALAT

There are many types of salat . They are :
a.Fard or Obligatory Salat
Fard prayer is an obligatory prayer. Every believer is ordered by Allah to offer five obligatory prayers in a day. Failure to observe any one of the five obligatory prayers is a serious and punishable sin.

b.Nafl Prayer
This is a voluntary prayer which the prophet (S.A.W) observed before or after Fard at special and isolated occasions. It also includes those which he encouraged Muslim to pray.

After we know much about salat , Don’t forget to offer obligatory prayers in our life everyday minimize five times a day. Let’s keep our salat because by salat Allah swt will love us and we will be showed in right way so we will be safe in the world and hereafter.

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A phone call from the hospital

Simon asked me to come along with him to .the hospintal to see his wife. He told me that he had just got a phone call from the hospital.
The doctor said that his wife had ^iven birth to a child. He was so glad
that he soon went there and asked the nurse,
"How's my child ?"
"It's all right., Your child is a baby-boy"
replied the nurse,
"And how a bout the mother ?" Simon asked.
"In a yood condition, and she remains the same, a woman ! "

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The Annual Meeting of the International Brotherhood of Space Scientists

It was the annual meeting of the International brotherhood of space scientists in 2009.
"We are preparing to send a rocket-to Pluto", announced the Americans proudly.
"It will have six men aboard and will stay on Pluto for a whole month
before making the long trip back to Earth"
"That's nothings" scoffed the Russians. "We dre almost ready to launch our spaceship
countaining two hundred men and women bo start the " first colony of Uranus"
"Our country can bear you both", Said the Irish scientist.
"We are going to send d rocket straight to the sun"
"Don't be silly;" said .he American and Russian scientists.
"The rocket will (iislfc before it gets there"
"No, it won't", replied the Irish.scientist.
"We're sending it up at night"

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An ancient Japanese General

An ancient Japanese General and an old British Major were talking.
"Why do you always win battles, whereas we always seem to lose all our wars, except the economic ones?" asked the Japanese General.
"Because we dlwdys pray to God before we go into battle" replied the British Major.
"That's not so, because we also pray to God but we never win"
"Ah!" said the British Major, "but not everyone can understand Japanese"

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A Country Yokel

A country yokel and a professor were in a train,
and as it was a long journey they eventually got to talking,
"Everytime you miss a riddle you give me a pound,
and everytime I miss one I give you a pound"
said the professor. When they had run out of the
usual things to talk about.
"Ah!, but you're better educated than me, so
I'll give you 50 pences (0,5 pound) and you can
give me a quid (1 pound)" suggested the yokel.
The professor agreed and the yokel made up the first riddle :
"When has three leys walking and two legs flying?"
The professor didn't know, so he gave" the yokel a pound.
The yokel didn't know either, so he gave the professor 50 pences.

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A Truly Remarkable Parrot

Mrs, Green had a truly remarkable parrot and when
the vicar came to tea one afternoon she could not
resist demonstrating to him how clever her pet was.
"If you pull this little string on its left leg,
Polly will sing 'Abide Wide Me"" said Mrs.Green proudly.
"And if you pull the string on its right leg it will sing ' Onward
Christian Soldiers'"
"How wonderful!" exclaimed the vicar.
"And what happens if you pull both strings at ones'?"
"Simple!" replied the parrot. "I fall off my perch, you stupid old twit !"

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Dr. Gilbert

Dr.Gilbert asked his patient before he decided to
perform a surgical operasion.
" What's your average Weight?"
" 1 don't know, Doctor"

" Well, what's the most you ever weighed in your life ?”
" 180 pounds" answered the patient.
" And what's the least you ever weighed in your life?"
" I don't know,, but my mother told me that I was six pounds
eight ounces."

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THE Stupid Man

Mr. Knott was a teacher. He taught in a big school
in London, He lived a long way from the school, so
he was usually quite tired when he got home.At nine
o'clock one evening, when he was in bed, the
telephone bell rang in the hall of his small house,
so he went downstairs, picked up the telephone and
said,'This is Whitebridge 3165. Who's speaking,
please?'
'Watt, ' a man answered.
'What's your name, please?' said Mr. Knott.-
'Watt's my name,' was the answer.
'Yes, I asked you that. What's your name?'
Mr.Knott said again.
'I told you. Watt's my name,' said the other
man.'Are you Jack Smith?'
'No, I'm Knott,' answered Mr. Knott.
Will you give me your name, please?' said
Mr.Watt.
'Will Knott,' answered Mr. Knott.
Both Mr. Watt and Mr. Will Knott put their
telephones down angrily and thought,'That was a
rude, stupid man!'

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Three Slightly Deaf Ladies


Three slightly deaf ladies met on a street corner,.
and they got to talking.
"It's windy, isn't it?' said one of them.
The second heard 'Wednesday-', then she replied :
"No. it's Thursday"
the' third heard -thirsty- and ,_us ha^ce
she was thirsty.
"so am I. Let's all 90 and have a cup of tea
the third said.