JUARA 1 GURU SMA BERPRESTASI KAB. PONOROGO TAHUN 2005

JUARA 1 GURU SMA BERPRESTASI KAB. PONOROGO TAHUN 2005
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MR. H.M. NURHADI, MM IS TEACHING IN THE CLASS

MR. H.M. NURHADI, MM  IS TEACHING IN THE CLASS
ENGLISH TEACHING AND LEARNING

DIALOQUE

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PRACTICING ENGLISH DIALOQUE

Minggu, 21 Juni 2009

Ande-Ande Slulup

Ande-Ande Slulup

Long time ago,there was handsome boy,his Panji asmoro bangun.He had a plan .He would marry with beautiful girl.Her name Candra Kirana but before this plan happen . Candra Kirana keep nap .

Candra Kirana : “hey……who are you? Don’t touch me……!!!!!”
Sutejo : “husstt…….shut up……!!!! Don’t be noise……
Lets go…..go with me.”
Candra Kirana : “Uo…Uo….idont !!!! want follow with you
(Candra Kirana berontak ) help me…..Help me…..
Sutejo : “I will kill if you make some actions
Panji went to the jungle but he didn’t know Candra Kirana.

Panji Asmoro B : “Candra…..my darling…..my honey where are you? Why are you leave me alone , why did you go without permit me ? you said you will marry with me next month ? new I will look for you everi where even if in the jungle…….oho….oho….oh
Mbok Rondo : “Oh my god !!! what it is ? ( mbok rondo very surprise ) is it a crocodile?? Or….?? No….no….no……
I am afraid ( Mbok Rondo was thinking )
Mbok Rondo : “ah….ha….!! I would my arm is sick this stono
Ande_Ande Slulup : “ Oh what’s is it I feel ti how
Mbok Rondo : “ I am sorry …..!! I who are you ? Are you ? No…no….you are so handsome……he….he
Ande-ande Slulup : “ Thank you sorry if I make you afrait…….
Mbok Rondo : “ Never mind……Hehe…..hehe….what is your name and why are you here ?
Ande-ande slulup : “ I like swimm , but I am sorry….I don’t remember who am I….(Ande feign forgot )
Mbok Rondo : “ Oh…it is so sad…!! You are fery handsome…how about if you with me and I wiil call you Ande-ande Slulup because your hobby is swimm in the river . ok….and you call me Mbok Rondo .
Ande-ande Slulup : “ Ok…..thank you mbok….!!
Mbok Rondo : “ Yupz…..lets go home

Finally Mbok Rondo and Ande-ande slulup went to home . The stod back to Candra Kirana . After she keep nap she have problem . Candra Kirana was accident and she tall in to revine .

Candra Kirana : “ Aw…aw….aw….( Candra kirana boil into revine ) Hours later….
Candra Kirana : “ Owwww…..my arm very sick….!!! What happen with me ? and where am I ??? I just remember that I had kidnap by some one but why I here ? I am so hungry and dhirty
Suminten : “ who is she ? and what do you to ? you are very dirty and very smile
Candra Kirana : “ Sorry I very hungry madam…can I beg eat and drink ?
Suminten : “ Beg ?? in the world there wasn’t free…..if you would ear must cleen my floor
Candra Kirana : “ Madam. I was finished clean this floor , can I ear ?
Suminten : “ No….no…..!!! you can’t ear I must know about you…..who are you where do you live…..dirty girl
Candra kirana : ” emm…….my name ??who I am ?? I can’t remember it I didn’t know.(candara kirana was confiused)
Suminten : Oh no…..a pity.Ok…… you can live with me…..
Candra kirana :” sure ….madam ???
Suminten : “ Yuph but you must be my servant . I will call you Klenting Kuning are you ok ?
Candra Kirana : “ Thank you madam…..
Suminten : “ This food for you….!!!
Candra Kirana : “ Thank madam

When KLenting Kuning eat , suddenly Klenting Merah and Klenting Biru drive from school

Klenting Merah : “ Who are you ? Ihh….you are very dirty “
Klenting Biru : “ Mom , who is she ? she is very bad…. I don’t live here “
Suminten : “ Mummy did’n know dear….I think se is “
Klenting Merah & Biru : “ What mom ??? must I life wite her….?”
Klenting Merah : “ No mom !!!! disagree… “
Klenting Biru : “ I disagree too…. “
Suminten : “ shut….! She live in here didn’t tree . she must be our servant . so….we didn’t bosy clean the house wash , cook….ok!!! “
Klenting merah : “ sure…allright “
Klenting biru : “ What is her name , mom….??? “
Suminten : “ Her name is KLenting Kuning “
Klenting Merah : “ What mom ?!? No…no…!!! Why her name same with us ? “
Suminten : “ Never mind dear…ok ?!? “
Merah & Biru : “ Ok mom “
Suminten : “ Kuning…kuning come here….?!!! Kuning….kuning “
Kuning : “ Yups….madam…what can I do for you…? “
Suminten : “ Are you deat ??? “
Klenting : “ No madam ?! “
Suminten : “ This is dirty dress you must wash this dress. after if you shoping and then you cook,after clean the floor…….Ok”
Kuning :” emm……Ok…..Madam !!! but can I take a bath “
Merah :” no………you didn’t take a bath you must do my command !!!!!”
Kuning : “I feel so…tireed I bad don’t ..O…...ow….work washing cooking cleaning all the homework “
Suminten : “Merah ……Biru…..we had invitation from the mbok rondo.ande-ande slulup will look for a beautiful girl to be his wife “
Merah :” Oh yeah….. I must follow “
Suminten :” Sssutt…….how if klenting kuning listening and follow it “
Biru&merah : “No,no,no …I didn’t allow her to follow this when this contest happen mom ?”
Suminten :”tomorrow ,So,you and you must look beautifull”

Tomorrow……………….

Klenting Merah : kuning…………..come here……..
Klenting Kuning: yes mom…can I do for you?
Klenting Merah : help me cleaned my shoes
Klenting kuning : yes mom
Klenting biru : kuning…..
Klenting kuning : yeah…can I do for you?
Klenting biru: neat my bloss
Klenting kuning: yes,but I would help merah sister
Klenting biru: me tirsty……
Klenting merah:me….tirsty…..!!!!!!!
Klenting kuning : all right 2X,don’t right.kuning go uut.it you right she will now about it.
Klenting merah & biru:ok mom…..
Klenting kuning : about had happened!!!must know!!!
Suminten: kuning,today you must clean pan antil chir.
Klenting kuning: must shine mom????
Suminten: yes….!!!!go!
Klenting kuning: I mas finisthed iland I must follow them

Some time later…………………………

Klenting kuning: finally,I can finished all it..i whold go to cont.

Klenting merah & Biru ready for go to kingdom
Klenting merah: wow…..how can we across?the river to came to mbok rondo home??
Klenting biru: merah…..what will we do merah???
Yuyu kangkang: haaaa..ooo…who are you beautiful ladies.were are you oping?
Klenting merah & Biru :Aaaa….who are you?we want to across the rive but we cant do that.
Yuyu kangkang: ha…ha…ha…are you want to across in there?! I cant help you but net tree
Klenting merah:what do you wants?
Yuyu kangkang:you. You must kiss me………!
Klenting merah & Biru : what!!we must kiss you???oh…no……
Yuyu kangkang: it you don’t want it doesn’t matfer,will so……
Klekting merah & Biru:ok.you must across us
Yuyu kangkang : mmmmmuaaaachhh…..hem….so sweet
Klenting merah:huh… I finally we arrive at mbok rondo house
Klenting Biru:Tok..tok..tok…excusme….where is panji mbok.
Mbok rondo : wah…you and you veri beautiful.ehm…one of you must be choosen
Kenting Merah & Biru :of coorse…we are very beautiful lades.
Mok rondo : slulup… my son get out….here beautiful girl would hi your wife
Slulup : oh no… mom look them they are so dirty I am sure yuyu kangkang had kissed them
Klenting Kuning : Aah…near afternoon, I whould fast in there how I go to Mbok rondo house? I am very want go there to see panji.
Yuyu kangkang :Ho..ho..ho..what are you doing there??
Klenting kuning :Hai…Who are you?? Can you help me?? Can you across me??
Yuyu kangkang :Oh… sure you want to mbok rondo house like your sisters??ok…ok I will help you.but you must kiss me first
Klenting kuning : But….are you want to kiss a dirty girl like me??
Yuyu kangkang :Huueeeekkk….you is very dirty,it is ok,I would you across.without kiss you
Klenting kuning : Thank you yuyu kangkang!!!want look for panji

Klentig kuning :Tok..tok..tok…excusme
Mbok rondo : Who are you??
Klenting kuning : I am kuning,I want to apply you son.
Mbok rondo :Of course, came here.slulup,my son,this girl would to apply but she not beautiful.
Slulup:Ok mom,I will accept her,because she not kiss by yuyu kangkang mbok….I love her.
Mbok rondo :Loh…panji….I don’t tonely you want but,I love you to…………….
Klenting kuning : Mbok how with me??
Slulup : I sorry kuning,I cant together with you.I hope you find a better from me.
Aahabarata :kuning….I love you….ehm…. I know you like panji but can you married with me.
Klenting kuning : Ehm…but…its ok…..I try love you.
Mbok rondo : We will held a great pary to celebrate you married.

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