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A phone call from the hospital

Simon asked me to come along with him to .the hospintal to see his wife. He told me that he had just got a phone call from the hospital.
The doctor said that his wife had ^iven birth to a child. He was so glad
that he soon went there and asked the nurse,
"How's my child ?"
"It's all right., Your child is a baby-boy"
replied the nurse,
"And how a bout the mother ?" Simon asked.
"In a yood condition, and she remains the same, a woman ! "