JUARA 1 GURU SMA BERPRESTASI KAB. PONOROGO TAHUN 2005

JUARA 1 GURU SMA BERPRESTASI KAB. PONOROGO TAHUN 2005
SELEKSI GURU BERPRESTASI TINGKAT JAWA TIMUR

MR. H.M. NURHADI, MM IS TEACHING IN THE CLASS

MR. H.M. NURHADI, MM  IS TEACHING IN THE CLASS
ENGLISH TEACHING AND LEARNING

DIALOQUE

DIALOQUE
PRACTICING ENGLISH DIALOQUE

Rabu, 13 Januari 2010

ENGLISH FOR PLEASURE

A Truly Remarkable Parrot

Mrs, Green had a truly remarkable parrot and when
the vicar came to tea one afternoon she could not
resist demonstrating to him how clever her pet was.
"If you pull this little string on its left leg,
Polly will sing 'Abide Wide Me"" said Mrs.Green proudly.
"And if you pull the string on its right leg it will sing ' Onward
Christian Soldiers'"
"How wonderful!" exclaimed the vicar.
"And what happens if you pull both strings at ones'?"
"Simple!" replied the parrot. "I fall off my perch, you stupid old twit !"

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